Can Facial Hair Make or Break You?
Posted on June 23, 2010 with No Comments
They way a man wears his facial hair can be a window deep into his soul. Here are some of the finer points
The Lumberjack (Full Beard)
Your Opinion: It says your in touch with your inner-self, you love a good book, you have a softer side, and you are a manly man.
Her Opinion: It has been a while sine i have dated, there is something terribly wrong with my face i am trying to hide. I used to be the man.
We Expect: For this person to be an outdoors-man who gets pedicures.
The Brawler (Goatee)
Your Opinion: I know what i am doing, i don’t always stay in the lines, business in the front party in the back, i’ll try anything once.
Her Opinion: Must be a redwings fan, do your socks even match, why can’s i stop looking at your mouth.
We Expect: Definite boy scout leader.
The Belushi (Mutton Chops)
Your Opinion: I like to make things with my hands, and i do what i want when i want.
Her Opinion: Way to desperate, and sort of creepy.
We Expect: Winy boy that talks about his feeling way to much and cry at most movies.
The Mountain Man (Bushy Beard)
Your Opinion: I am laid back, i don’ sweat the small stuff, i eat a lot of granola.
Her Opinion: He rarely bathes, and something keeps moving around in his beard.
We Expect: You are so laid back we have to repeat our selves ten times just to get the point across.
The Choir Boy (Clean Shaven)
Your Opinion: I look good, my face is so smooth, chicks love it.
Her Opinion: What are you 12? Go back to your frat house.
We Expect: You to be a starbucks, working on your poetry.
The Thinker (Soul Patch)
Your Opinion: I still look pretty young, i’m hip, i am good at texting and i know what a blog is.
Her Opinion: He must have been jock in the 80′s.
We Expect: Dude I love matchbox 20.
The Faux Beard (Chin Strap)
Your Opinion:I have a beard, but a clean one, i am a real man, nysinc was pretty good.
Her Opinion: Nice beard it really goes great with your popped collar.
We Expect: You love those slow jams like Boyz 2 Men.
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